I wrote this as a Tactless Comic, but never got around to it. It’s passé now, as they actually made a Taken 3 (sheesh), but here’s what I was gonna do:
INT. DARK ROOM
Brian Mills (Liam Neeson) is angry, speaking on the phone.
Goddammit! How many of you motherfuckers do I have to kill before you get the message?!
He's getting more angry, yelling into the phone.
Leave me and my family alone!
INT. A DIFFERENT DARKROOM
An Albanian Motherfucker. Screaming.
Never! We'll come for you down to the last man. You'll have to kill every one of us!
Over the top screaming now, there's spittle.
And even then we'll come for you. Back from the very grave if we have to!!!
Mills, listening calmly. Holding a device with a button on it.
He clicks the button.
EXT. EARTH, EUROPE
Shot of the Earth, taken from orbit.
Same shot, now with mushroom cloud.
EXT. ALBANIAN CRATER.
A toasted Albanian Motherfucker is laying in the ashes. Multiple panels for each balloon.
My cousin... ack twice removed, cough who was out of town...