Taken 3 – A Tactless Comic

I wrote this as a Tactless Comic, but never got around to it. It’s passé now, as they actually made a Taken 3 (sheesh), but here’s what I was gonna do:

INT. DARK ROOM

Brian Mills (Liam Neeson) is angry, speaking on the phone.

MILLS

Goddammit! How many of you motherfuckers do I have to kill before you get the message?!

He's getting more angry, yelling into the phone.

MILLS

Leave me and my family alone!

INT. A DIFFERENT DARKROOM

An Albanian Motherfucker. Screaming.

MOTHERFUCKER

Never! We'll come for you down to the last man. You'll have to kill every one of us!

Over the top screaming now, there's spittle.

MOTHERFUCKER

And even then we'll come for you. Back from the very grave if we have to!!!

BACK TO:

Mills, listening calmly. Holding a device with a button on it.

MILLS

You will.

He clicks the button.

EXT. EARTH, EUROPE

Shot of the Earth, taken from orbit.

CAPTION

Albania

Same shot, now with mushroom cloud.

CAPTION

The End?

FADE TO:

EXT. ALBANIAN CRATER.

A toasted Albanian Motherfucker is laying in the ashes. Multiple panels for each balloon.

CRISPY MOTHERFUCKER

My cousin... ack twice removed, cough who was out of town...

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