I wrote this as a Tactless Comic, but never got around to it. It’s passé now, as they actually made a Taken 3 (sheesh), but here’s what I was gonna do:
INT. DARK ROOM
Brian Mills (Liam Neeson) is angry, speaking on the phone.
MILLS
Goddammit! How many of you motherfuckers do I have to kill before you get the message?!
He's getting more angry, yelling into the phone.
MILLS
Leave me and my family alone!
INT. A DIFFERENT ROOM, ALSO DARK
An Albanian Motherfucker. Screaming.
MOTHERFUCKER
Never! We'll come for you down to the last man. You'll have to kill every one of us!
Over the top screaming now, there's spittle.
MOTHERFUCKER
And even then we'll come for you. Back from the very grave if we have to!!!
BACK TO:
Mills listens calmly. He holds up a device with a big red button on it.
MILLS
You will.
He clicks the button.
EXT. EARTH, EUROPE
Shot of the Earth, taken from orbit.
CAPTION
Albania
Same shot, now with mushroom cloud.
CAPTION
The End?
FADE TO:
EXT. ALBANIAN CRATER.
A toasted Albanian Motherfucker is laying in the ashes. Multiple panels for each balloon.
CRISPY MOTHERFUCKER
My cousin... *ack* twice removed, *cough* who was out of town...